Cricket is probably a bit like jazz or religion – if it gets you when you’re young, you’re probably in for life (and yes, it can also turn people off as quickly as jazz or religion…).
For me, it was seeing the touring West Indies team at Hove in 1980. Botham’s Ashes a year later sealed the deal.
And I confess: until a couple of weeks ago, when the Ashes were relinquished, over the last few months my first waking thought had generally been: what’s the score in the cricket?
Alas, ‘we’ have been out-played, out-muscled and out-thought by the Aussies. Miserable England fans can move onto other more important things (if there are any).
For now, I’ll console myself with ‘The 12th Man’, Billy Birmingham’s irreverent comedy sketch series born in the early 1980s when Australian cricket was in a less-than-cockahoop state.
Inspired by Channel Nine’s popular and extensive cricket coverage on Australian TV, ‘The 12th Man’ features Birmingham impersonating respected broadcasters (Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry) and then-current players (Javed Miandad, Geoff Lawson, Allan Border, Steve Waugh) alike, ripping the p*ss out of all and the state of Australian cricket in general. But you always feel the love and respect behind the mockery.
A ’12th Man’ tape was briefly passed around my mates at school and had the cache of something really illicit, almost forbidden. Listening back now, it still raises a titter though one wonders how Birmingham got away with some of the more un-PC stuff.
It’s scant consolation for another Ashes mullering on their patch, but so be it…
I’m trying not to gloat. Really.
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Gloat away, mate, it’s OK…
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Classic. First listen in probably 25 years…
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Still raised a titter from me after all these years… Especially ‘Waugh! What is it good for…’ etc
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Sadly Billy has to watch what he says when thinking up the sportsmen’s names these days, Australia’s puritan PC brigade is very much part of the mainstream. Still he’s shown he’s still got it on occasion.
“…and dropping away now the Swede, Lars Persson…”
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I sometimes wonder if the ‘PC Brigade’ may be on to something with regards to Billy. I suppose it depends what kind of mood I’m in, and also what kind of ‘mood’ the Australian team’s ‘leadership group’ is in… But he’s undoubtedly produced some laughs.
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Yeah, it’s kinda sad you know; he can only make the rhyming surname jokes with certain ethnic groups now. Still, it was fun while it lasted
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